Jaffa Cake Monster (125 pt)

Jaffa Cake Monster (referred to as Jaff) is a close cousin of Cookie Monster. Having grown up on The Street, he has always been friendly but as he matured, it became apparent that his diet would have to consist entirely of Jaffa cakes. In frighteningly short supply in his native home on The Street, Jaff went in search of an adventuring party to fuel is unusual appetite.

Jaffa Cake Monster!

(Credit: Benedict Farley
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used by permission)

A good all round fighter, his natural puppet invulnerability mixed with all round fun makes him a good addition to any silly (and maybe some serious) campaigns.

Friend?

As an Ally, Jaff makes friends easily and puts people at ease. However, he is not the most discerning character and will always try and make friends with others, even obvious enemies! If threatened, Jaff flys into a Berserk fueled rage and bites the nearest enemy. The only thing that is guaranteed to distract him is the sweet taste of Jaffa cakes; anyone who places Jaffa cakes on the battlefield can expect Jaff to run straight to them and eat them at a rate of 30 Jaffa cakes/second.

Or Foe?

As an enemy, Jaff is a scavenger, seeking out Jaffa cakes wherever he can. His stealth is terrible when seeking out Jaffa cakes so he'll be easily spotted by PCs, however this only makes him more dangerous! Biting at 1d cr when threatened, made worse by Supernatural Durability and Injury Tolerance (Unliving), the players' best recourse will often be negotiation aided by Jaffa cakes. Failing that, a tactical retreat is often advisable!

Attack(s)

Bite(14) 1d cr Whenever possible, Jaff will attack using his considerable bite. This will always be in a Berserk fuelled rage with an All Out Attack. GM's choice whether determined, rapid, etc.

Stats (125 pt)

Basic Attributes: ST 14[40]; DX 9[-20]; IQ 8[-40]; HT 10[0]

Secondary Characteristics: HP 14[0];  Per 8[0]; Will 8[0]; FP 10[0]; Basic Speed 5[5]; Basic Move 5[0]; Dodge 8; sw 2d; thr 1d; DR 0; SM -1

Advantages: Addiction (Jaffa cakes)[0]; Fur[1]; Injury Tolerance
(Unliving)[20]; Luck, Extraordinary[30]; Supernatural Durability[150]; Teeth,
Blunt[0]; Unaging[15]

Disadvantages: Berserk (Battle Rage, +50%)[-15]; Chummy[-5];
Compulsive Jaffa cake eating and shouting ‘Jaffa cake!’[-5]; Disturbing
Voice[-10]; Ham-fisted[-5]; Noisy 1 (Only when finding/eating Jaffa cakes,
-50%)[-1]; Restricted Diet (Jaffa cake)[-20]; Sexless[-1]; Unhealing (Total,
needs sewing)[-30]

Skills: Brawling 14[16]

Benedict Farley (who drew this week's monster) is currently open to commissions! You can contact him through Facebook or consider supporting him on Patreon.

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